Or is that healthily insane? We just dropped a pretty penny on a top-of-the-line Hoist home gym. Looks pretty simple, but it’s solid as a rock, easy to use, and as flexible as we’d ever need. We’ll still keep our Gold’s Gym memberships (what are we, insane?) for the kickin’ cardio equipment. But what was I thinking? There goes my handy list of excuses for not exercising, right out the window. Yeah, it’s a pain to drive the two miles to the gym and back, to brave the cold, to get all sweaty and have to take another shower, to have to touch all the icky, sweaty gym equipment. I’ll have to invent a whole new class of excuses…my shoulder hurts, I’m feeling lightheaded today, my cholesterol is fiiiiiine. I’ll have a week and a half to generate a new list before they deliver the monster. No problem!